I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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