Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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