Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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