Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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