Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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