my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Randomize
