I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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