sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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