I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
tell me about the fingering
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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