Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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