The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
