Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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