week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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