I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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