Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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