hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
accomplished twins. life is a go
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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