when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
