I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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