sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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