I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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