No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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