He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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