Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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