i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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