I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Randomize
