we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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