No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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