careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
