there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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