Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
do herpes really smell.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I can't put those talents on a resume
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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