I hate all girls vehemently.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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