It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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