Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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