plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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