We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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