is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
