Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I just got carded by a ten year old.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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