the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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