pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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