He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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