its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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