I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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