guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
