we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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