I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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