she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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