Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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