I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I am one with the molecules
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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