VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I hope mine doesn't look like that
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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