That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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