he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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