Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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