STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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