I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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