I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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