I think I am morally bankrupt
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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