my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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